A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks:
“Can I join you?”
Delivery Style: Pun
Pun joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
I think she’s bluffing
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
I think she’s bluffing. -
Blowing things out of proportion
My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business. -
He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer. -
It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK.
