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Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Morgue

    A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

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    He was never hired at another morgue again.

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  • Brown and Rhymes with Snoop

    A man got fired from his job for having sex during work hours. When his boss asked why he did it, the man replied, “I don’t know man, she was just lying there naked. I kinda got the hint so we fucked.”

    He was never hired at another morgue again.

  • Here Comes Trouble

    Here Comes Trouble

    Dad one sees dad two:

    “oh no! here comes trouble!”

    Dad two: “oh boy they let you out of the house?!”

    Dads:

  • Math Textbook Problems

    Math Textbook Problems

    Him: Damn girl are you a math textbook?

    Her: No why?

    Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems

    @Gucci_Gameboy @Donny_Drama

  • Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    Magnifying Glass Penis Enlarger

    “Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass”

    Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa

    PROCON Campina

    PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMPINA SECRETARIA MUNICIPAL DE ASSUNTOS JURÍDICOS Departamento de Proteção ao Consumidor

    disque 151 www.procon.campina.sp.gov.br

  • Mellencamp

    Mellencamp

    When the dump is so big you accidentally give yourself a Mellencamp

    mellencamp

    To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”

  • Loggins Attempts

    I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.

    Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

  • World’s Biggest Fan

    I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

    He was blown away.

  • The Stuttering Clerk

    A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

    The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.

    The guy asks several more times: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”

    And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

    Finally, the guy storms away in anger after not being answered.

    The customer who was waiting in line behind the muscular guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?”

    The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!”

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