Chinese kid on Christmas
Getting the same toy he made 5 hours ago.
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Once Dated a Girl With a Twin
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart.
It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Son, I Came Across This Porno Magazine Under Your Mattress
SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.
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Teeth Marks
How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?
The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
