How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”
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Say fuck at the same time
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BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Back at work tomorrow
A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow. -
Here comes the second one
How do terrorists feed their children?
“Here comes the airplane.”
“Here comes the second one.” -
The taste
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste. -
Just one nail
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail.
