A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club.
This made his mom angry. She asked her son, “Well, did you see anything that you weren’t supposed to see?”
The boy replied, “Yes, I saw Dad!”
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Say fuck at the same time
How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!” -
BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Back at work tomorrow
A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow. -
Here comes the second one
How do terrorists feed their children?
“Here comes the airplane.”
“Here comes the second one.” -
The taste
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste.
