“Dad, why don’t eggs tell jokes?”
Because they’d crack each other up.
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My wife said, “I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis.”
I replied, “That’s 15-love.”
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face…
You know that guy who made the movie “Super Size Me,” in which he gained 31 pounds after eating nothing but McDonald’s food for an entire month? That dude totally ripped me off. I did it first, except he filmed it or something.