Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children

    British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children.

    Fair enough. Use an ashtray.

  • Is it OK to have oral sex with a 95-year-old woman?

    Is it OK to have oral sex with a 95-year-old woman?

    I wasn’t sure, and my friends said it was a bit of a grey area.

  • If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

    If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…

    They will get very angry.

  • I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker

    I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker. I usually just have a glass of whiskey before bed.

    Last night I went to bed 8 times.

  • Michael Jackson put out some very good albums

    Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.

    But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.

  • I’m really conflicted about abortion

    I’m really conflicted about abortion.

    I mean, I’m all for killing babies, but do we really want to give women the right to choose?

  • I was blessed with a 9-inch penis

    I was blessed with a 9-inch penis.

    That priest is in jail now.

  • What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

    What’s the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

    Not being retarded in the first place.

  • Stop Fucking My Ass

    A priest and a voluptuous young woman were alone at the church.

    “Ohhh, Father!” whispered the woman into his ear. “Don’t you just wanna come and fuck my pussy?”

    “Good heavens, my child, no!” cried the horrified priest. “Always remember: God gave you your womanhood solely for you to bear children with a man who’s your husband.”

    “Fine, Father,” said the woman. “Then what about if I give you a blowjob instead?”

    “Lord have mercy, my child!” exclaimed the priest. “Don’t you know that your mouth should always be holy and only be used to pray and worship the Lord?”

    “You’re right, Father,” conceded the young woman. “So maybe I can give you a handjob?”

    “I wouldn’t dream of defiling you like that, child,” admonished the priest. “Your hands were given to you by God so you could accomplish His good works. They should never be used for filthy deeds.”

    Then the woman finally lost her patience:

    “ALRIGHT THEN, FATHER!! Then just stop fucking my ass, ’cause it’s hurting me a lot!”

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  • You Can Always Tell

    You can always tell if a man masturbates a lot by looking at his hands…

    If you look closely, you’ll see a wedding ring.