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Words Cannot Describe How Much This Bugs Me

I keep forgetting the difference between etymology and entomology…

…and words cannot describe how much this bugs me.
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Wipe Between Your Breasts

A woman goes to see the doctor, because she’s embarrassed by her flat chest.

“Is there anything I can do about it?” she asks. “I don’t want to have surgery or anything like that.”

“Let me see,” says the doctor, and has her stand up for an examination.

“Well,” he says, “there is one thing you could try. It’s non-invasive and doesn’t involve medication.”

Now the woman is really pleased. “What is it?”

“Take a tissue and wipe between your breasts twice a day.”

“Is that it?! Will it work?”

“Well, it worked on your ass…”

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The Psychology Student

A man is drinking alone at a bar counter. A young woman approaches and asks if she can sit next to him. He agrees.

She immediately shouts, “WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO GO TO A MOTEL WITH YOU?”

The man, startled, says, “I didn’t say any of that, I just agreed that you could sit next to me.”

She shouts again, “WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH ME AT THE MOTEL?”

He looks around and everyone in the bar is staring at him. Embarrassed, he decides not to say anything more and goes back to drinking his beer.

Then the young woman leans closer to him and says quietly, “Sorry about that, but I’m a psychology student and I’m researching how people react to unexpected and embarrassing situations. I apologize for this disturbance.”

He looks at her and shouts, “WHAT? TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS?”

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The Drive With Grandma

A little girl was usually driven to school by her Grandpa, but one day he had a bad cold, so her Grandma took her instead.

That night, the girl told her parents, “The drive with Grandma was really different today.”

“Oh? What made it different?” they asked.

“Well,” she said, “with Grandma, we didn’t see a single numb nuts, blind lady, idiot, or freakin’ moron on the road the whole way.”

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Still Under the Cart

While golfing, a guy accidentally overturns his golf cart in a tremendous crash.
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A very attractive female golfer, who lives in a townhome overlooking the golf course, hears the crash and calls out, “Are you okay?”

“I’m okay, thanks,” says the guy, as he pulls himself from the twisted golf cart wreck.

She says, “Come up to my home, you can recover for a bit, and I’ll help you with the golf cart later.”

Even being a bit dizzy, the guy couldn’t help but notice that her bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be an amazing figure.

“That’s mighty nice of you,” he answers, “but I really don’t think my wife would approve.”

“Oh, come on now,” she insists.

She was so pretty, so very persuasive, and the guy was so relatively dazed!

“Well okay, but I’m quite sure my wife won’t be happy with me.”

After a couple of gin and tonics, he thanks her and says, “I feel a lot better, and I know that my wife is going to be really upset, so I’d best leave now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a coquettish smile, letting her robe fall even slightly more open. “Stay for a while. She won’t know a thing, we can have another drink.” Then she asks, by the way, “Where is she, anyway?”

The guy replies, “Probably still under the cart, if I were to bet.”

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