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Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

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  • Infrequently

    An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

    Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of the physical side of their relationship.

    “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather tentatively.

    “I would like it infrequently,” she replied.

    The old fellow sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her and whispered — “Is that one word, or two?”

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  • Just Walk

    A group of tourists got turned around on a backroad and spotted an old local sitting by the path. They stopped to ask for directions and how long it would take to get to the train station.

    The old man simply pointed toward the horizon.

    “Alright, but how long will it take?” one of the tourists asked. “An hour? More?”

    “Just walk,” the old man said flatly.

    “Yeah, we’re going to walk,” the tourist replied, a bit annoyed. “But we need to know the timeframe. How long will it take us to get there?”

    “Just walk,” the old man repeated.

    “Look, can you answer a simple question or not?” the tourist snapped, convinced the old man was losing his grip.

    Thinking the man was just senile, the group turned around and started walking away. They had only gone about fifty yards when they heard the old man shout after them:

    “It’ll take you about an hour and a half!”

    The tourists stopped and yelled back, “Why couldn’t you just tell us that in the first place?”

    “Because,” the old man yelled, “I had to see how fast you walk!”

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  • If I Had One of Those

    A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute. He says, “How much for a hand job?” She says it’s $250. He says, “$250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy!” She says, “Honey, follow me,” and takes him outside.

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    “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world.” So he tries it, and it’s great. A week later he’s horny again. He goes back to the bar and asks her about a BJ.

    She says it’s $500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back. See that mansion up on the hill? I bought that mansion with money from BJ’s. I do it the best.” So he takes her up on it, and it’s amazing. He’s drained for a month.

    Now obsessed, he goes back. Desperately he says, “I gotta know, how much for the vagina?”

    “Oh honey,” she says, “If I had one of those I’d own this town.”

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  • You Have 5

    Doctor tells the patient, “You have an incurable disease and you don’t have that much time before you die.”

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    Patient asks, “How long before I die, doc?”

    Doctor goes, “You have 5…”

    Patient asking frantically, “5 what? 5 years? 5 months? 5 days?!”

    Doctor, “4.”

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  • Bad News and Very Bad News

    A doctor calls his patient and says, “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

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    The patient asks, “What is the bad news?”

    The doctor replies, “Your test results came back and say that you have a fatal condition that will cause your death in 24 hours.”

    The patient says, “That’s terrible! What is the very bad news?”

    The doctor replies, “The results came back yesterday, but I was busy playing golf.”

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  • One More Time

    A doctor tells his patient, “I have terrible news. You have a rare incurable condition and will be dead by morning.”

    The man goes home and tells his wife — it’s tragic, but there’s nothing to be done.

    They go to bed… he’s reflecting on his life… and looks at his wife, and thinks… one more time. He wakes her up… and they make love.

    She goes back to sleep, but he can’t sleep… and he looks at her again… and thinks… I gotta have it. He wakes her up, and they have sex.

    She goes back to sleep again. The hours pass. The sun will soon be up. He thinks, better to die happy… and he nudges his wife again… “How about it?”

    She looks at him angrily and says, “LOOK. I have to get up in the morning… YOU don’t!”

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