Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Catch a Coyote at His Age

    This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it.

    “Oh my God!” she exclaims and drives into town to find the local law. She sees the local sheriff’s car parked in front of the town bar.

    “It figures,” she says as she storms inside.

    The first thing she notices is an old, old man with a long white beard sitting in the corner jacking off.

    She runs up to the sheriff who’s sitting at the bar with his drink. “What kind of sick town are you running here?! I drive into town and almost run over some cowboy sodomizing an animal… and then… I come in here… and see this old man in the corner jacking off right in public!”

    “Well, ma’am,” the sheriff slowly replies, “You don’t expect him to catch a coyote at his age, do ya?”

  • Positive Thoughts

    They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.

  • We’ve All Got It

    “Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.”

    “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed. “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.”

    “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms he has.”

    “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up,” replied the doctor.

    “Well,” the man admitted, “I think my wife has it too.”

    “Oh crap!” the physician roared. “That means we’ve all got it!”

  • Dick In Box

    Dick In Box

    Why women hate checking their private messages…

    Who put a dick in this box?

  • Beethoven Did He Listen

    Beethoven Did He Listen

    Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do

    Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

  • Cowboy Architects Towns

    Cowboy Architects Towns

    I BELIEVE A LOT OF CONFLICT IN THE WILD WEST COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED

    IF COWBOY ARCHITECTS HAD JUST MADE THEIR TOWNS BIG ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

  • Robin Hood Strength

    Robin Hood Strength

    Robin Hood: *Gives stolen gold to little boy*

    Little Kid: Thank you I’m rich now!

    Robin Hood:

    I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

  • Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women Live Longer No Wife

    Women live longer than Men because they don’t have a wife

  • School Zone 120mph

    School Zone 120mph

    when I enter a school zone going 120 mph

    are ya ready kids?

  • Wake Up Afternoon

    Wake Up Afternoon

    Doctor, my back hurts when I wake up in the morning

    Wake up in the afternoon then