Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?
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Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?

September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.

Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first. – Joel Osteen
HOLY SHIT, JOEL!
PHRASING!!

My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun
#BoysWillBeBoys

Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*