Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Broken Condoms Couch

    Broken Condoms Couch

    Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?

    Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?

  • Queen Another One

    Queen Another One

    Someone: bites the dust

    Queen: There is another

  • Hitler Video Games

    Hitler Video Games

    September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.

  • Joel Osteen Phrasing

    Joel Osteen Phrasing

    Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first. – Joel Osteen

    HOLY SHIT, JOEL!

    PHRASING!!

  • Dont Harm Clowns

    Dont Harm Clowns

    Police Officers are saying do not harm people dressed as clowns

    Black people:

  • Groundbreaking Invention

    Groundbreaking Invention

    When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention

  • Fuck Like The Government

    Fuck Like The Government

    I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like The government.

  • Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Gay Rate Drops Zero

    Why tf are men gay? Girls have buttholes too

    BREAKING NEWS

    GAY RATE DROPS TO 0%

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Nothing Would Please Me More

    Nothing Would Please Me More

    Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary

    Wife: Nothing would please me more

    Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*