Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • I’m Dreading It

    I’m not a hairdresser, but a friend of mine asked me to do their hair like a Rastafarian.

    I’m dreading it.

  • Show Him Your Badge and Warrant

    A DEA officer had a tip that a farmer was growing weed and showed up to inform the farmer that he would be searching the farm for illegal marijuana plants.

    The farmer said: “I do not consent to a search without a warrant.”

    At which point the DEA pulled out his badge and a signed warrant and said: “THIS gives me the authoritah to search wherever I want.”

    So the farmer said: “Okay, but stay out of that field,” pointing to a fenced-in field.

    The DEA says: “Then that is where I will start.”

    The farmer just shrugged and went back to work.

    A few minutes later the DEA agent was screaming and the farmer came to see the DEA agent running and diving, trying to avoid being gored by the farmer’s large bull. The DEA agent was yelling for help. The farmer shouted: “SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE AND WARRANT!!!”

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  • Lying

    Coming to the end of an initial assessment, the psychiatrist asks his new patient, “Okay, habits. Do you drink?”

    The patient says, “No.”

    “Smoke?”

    “No.”

    “Do drugs?”

    “No.”

    “Cheat on your wife?”

    “Never.”

    “Amazing,” says the shrink. “Any bad habits at all?”

    And the patient says, “Lying.”

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  • I Became Transparent

    When my son came out as a girl, I told her she could no longer see me.

    It’s cause I became transparent.

  • When My Wife Comes Home From Work

    A bartender brings a guy a drink and says, “Hey buddy, you look a little down. What’s wrong?”
    The guy says, “Well, when my wife left, I felt a little sad in the beginning. Then I got a dog, bought a Harley, and asked out the pretty neighbor next door. Things were definitely looking better.”

    “Sounds pretty great,” says the bartender.

    And the guy says, “Yeah… but now I’m thinking about what’s gonna happen when my wife comes home from work.”

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  • Dyslexia Poetry Jugs Vase

    Dyslexia Poetry Jugs Vase

  • Spiders Paying Rent

    Spiders Paying Rent

  • Its Driving Me Nuts

    A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

    The bartender says “Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!”

    “Arrr. I know,” replied the pirate. “It’s driving me nuts.”

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  • A MILF Shake

    What’s the term for getting a handjob from a single mom?

    A MILF shake.

  • A Hot Dog and a Popsicle

    There was two people working in a coal mine. It was time for lunch so the two people sat down together; one was a West Virginian, the other a Virginian. While they were eating lunch, the Virginian pulled out a Thermos.

    “What is that?” asked the West Virginian.

    “A Thermos,” said the Virginian.

    “What is it used for?” asked the West Virginian.

    “It is used to store hot stuff in it and cold stuff in it,” said the Virginian.

    “I’m going to get me one,” said the West Virginian.

    So the next week when the West Virginian and the Virginian ate lunch together, the West Virginian pulled out a Thermos.

    “What’s in the Thermos?” asked the Virginian.

    “A hot dog and a Popsicle,” said the West Virginian.

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