Delivery Style: shock value

Shock value joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Nothing says “love” like not being asked to explain why there’s

Nothing says “love” like not being asked to explain why there’s a “My Pretty Pony” hoof-deep in your vajayay.
There is literally nothing in the world you could name that men

There is literally nothing in the world you could name that men haven’t jerked it to or tried to fuck.
With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the

With its backward-curving fangs and quick-acting venom, the Mexican tarantula is widely known for giving the animal kingdom’s worst blowjob.
I got my super power the same way Spider-Man did. Except instead

I got my super power the same way Spider-Man did. Except instead of my hand, I got bit on my cock. And instead of a radioactive spider, it was a cheap hooker. And my “power” is Hepatitis C. Other than that though, it’s exactly the same.
“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar

“You CAN Go Fuck Yourself!” – AutoerotiCon 2014 Seminar
What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely

What the fuck? That disgusting “scat party” had absolutely nothing to do with jazz vocal improvisation using nonsense syllables! It was gross. Luckily, I can get it out of my head by showing off my barefoot skiing skills at tomorrow night’s watersports party.
Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s

Handy household tip: When realigning a screen door that’s slipped off the track, try using “shit piss motherfucking cocksucker.”
I’ve got some wacky church camp stories! Like the time a youth

I’ve got some wacky church camp stories! Like the time a youth minister crawled into my tent naked after he said a bear stole his clothes.
“There is a man with a beard who lives in the clouds and has

“There is a man with a beard who lives in the clouds and has magic powers but cries when I masturbate.” – Lots of otherwise sensible people
Right after my “Name That Tune” loss I could have kicked myself

Right after my “Name That Tune” loss I could have kicked myself for not recognizing the subtle undertones which would have clued me in that the sound was “male TRANNY urination.”