(R.M. Weiner) “Gimme a pack of boners.” -me, talking to my doctor about Cialis
Delivery Style: shock value
Shock value joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies
Camels call their feet “pussy wedgies.”
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If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should
If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.
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Most people don’t know Santa Claus has a half brother, Ralph
Most people don’t know Santa Claus has a half brother, Ralph Claus, who brings heart-beating-through-yourasshole hangovers on December 26th.
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Fatherly Bubble
Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying, “Some nights I don’t know why I even bother to wear panties.”
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Deaf Kid Orgy
Me and the boys: *putting up random hand gang signs in class*
The deaf kid wondering why we’re planning an orgy with the class pet:
