
u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water
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u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water


DISSATISFIED?
Karen & Karen
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALISTS
Sassy Employee? Order Wrong? 754-8465


I dont know whats worse the straw placement or the eye contact you'll have to make while using it


RUN! GODZILLA'S ATTACKING THE CITY!!!
RELAX, HE’S ONLY KILLED 4000 PEOPLE. THE FLU KILLS OVER 25,000 EVERY YEAR!


People watching Tiger King "I can't believe people like this exist."
People from the panhandle and Alabama