Delivery Style: statement

Statement joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • At the Twin Towers

    At the Twin Towers

    When you are minding your own business in your office at the twin towers and your phone suddenly connects to the airplane wi-fi:

  • Quarantine Rules

    Quarantine Rules

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but, Quarantine Rules are Airport Rules, have a drink at 9am if you want to.

  • At a Global Summit

    At a Global Summit

    Jesus

    Nun Gangbang Porn

    Me

  • After the Baptism

    After the Baptism

    When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism.

  • Sneaking Into Your Girlfriend’s Room

    Sneaking Into Your Girlfriend’s Room

    When you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brothers room so you fuck him instead

    Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

  • An Anonymous Post

    An Anonymous Post

    > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl

    > really flirty and sexy

    > now she tells me she’s an undercover cop

    > how fucking cool is that for someone her age

  • Bob Ross’s Paintings

    Bob Ross’s Paintings

    what if Bob Ross was a serial killer and his paintings are the locations of where he hid the bodies

  • Nobody Rides for Free

    Nobody Rides for Free

    NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

    IN

    BIG BIRD’S VAN

  • An Unusual Furnace

    An Unusual Furnace

    FEED ME JEWS!!!

  • 21 Savage’s Unreleased Albums

    21 Savage’s Unreleased Albums

    21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music

    Imma be honest that looks like a chair