Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Monopoly One Company

    Monopoly One Company

  • Above Knee

    Above Knee

  • Deliver Baby Keep Liver

    Deliver Baby Keep Liver

    I’m going to deliver the baby

    Actually, we’d like him to keep his liver

  • Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interview Biggest Weakness

    Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?

    Me: I’d say my biggest weakness is listening.

  • Sodium Joke NaBrO

    Sodium Joke NaBrO

    Want to hear a joke about Sodium?

    Na.

    Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

    NaBrO.

  • My Big Electric Bill

    The other day, a homeless man asked me for a dollar.

    I told him that I only carry big bills. He asked me for one of those, so I gave him my electric bill.

  • Deaf Club

    Deaf Club

    THE FIRST RULE OF DEAF CLUB…

    NYOU NU NOT NALK AMOUT NEF GLUB,

  • Riveting

    Riveting

    So, what do you do for work?

    I drill holes in sheets of metal.

    Then I use metal pins to connect said sheets of metal.

    Riveting…

  • Waist Of Time

    Waist Of Time

    I ONCE TIED ALL MY WATCHES TOGETHER TO MAKE A BELT

    THEN REALIZED IT WAS A WAIST OF TIME

    made on imgur

  • Little Hoarse

    Little Hoarse

    i’m not sick

    i’m just a little hoarse

    SO MUCH PUN.COM