Delivery Style: wordplay

Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Step Car

    Step Car

    W-what are you doing step car?

  • Shark Stepping On Lego

    Shark Stepping On Lego

    Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego.

  • They Prefer to Eat Out

    Why don’t lesbians ever get their pizza delivered? They prefer to eat out.

  • Butterface

    Joey was hanging in a bar, and his friends asked him if he’d scored lately.

    “Man, I picked up this chick the other night and had the best sex ever,” Joey told them. “The only problem was, she was a total butterface.”

    His friends asked him, “What the hell is a butterface?”

    Joey answered, “Everything about her was hot, but her face.”

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  • Did I Come Here to Die?

    A Canadian tourist in Australia gets hit by a car. He wakes up in the hospital with a doctor standing over him.

    He asks the doctor, “Did I come here to die?”

    The doctor replies, “Nah mate, you came here yesterday.”

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  • Poop Deck Confusion Lands Lifetime Cruise Ban

    I haven’t been allowed back on a cruise ship ever since that whole ‘poop deck’ misunderstanding.

  • Don’t Change the Subject

    A guy walks into a bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!”

    Puzzled, the teller asks, “Don’t you mean history?”

    The robber yells, “Don’t change the subject!”

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  • Wife’s Anatomy: Not What I Expected

    My wife says it’s okay to have a little penis. I still wish she didn’t have one, though.

  • I Beat Anorexia

    I Beat Anorexia

    I BEAT ANOREXIA

  • Car Brand Acronym Insults and Jokes

    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

    BMW
    Be My Wife
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Break My Windows
    Brutal Money Waster
    Business, Money and Woman

    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

    DODGE
    Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

    FIAT
    Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All the Time
    Fix It Again, Tony!

    FORD
    backwards –. Driver Returns On Foot
    Fault Of R & D
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road, Dead
    Found On Russian Dump

    GM
    General Maintenance

    GMC
    Garage Man’s Companion
    Got a Mechanic Coming?

    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again
    Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive . . .

    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

    OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment

    PROTON
    Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.

    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjecT

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