Choo choo? That’s your best train sound?
Format: question and answer
Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might
How exactly is titty fucking pleasing to a woman? That might explain why I’ve been having so much trouble finding the clitoris.
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If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also
If it’s legal to own a tiger in Texas, does that mean it’s also legal to have sex with it?
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Swallow
What bird doesn’t have kids?
Swallow.
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Grey and Comes in Pints
What’s grey and comes in pints?
An elephant.
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Human DNA + Goat DNA
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
You get kicked out of the petting zoo!
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French Fries
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Moo-spaper
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
