So which is worse: Telling your wife that her 86-year-old great aunt “accidentally” touched your junk when you were pity-dancing with her at the wedding reception, or that you cut off your johnson with a plastic knife in the reception hall’s bathroom in order to make sure such a nightmarish vignette never plays out again?
Format: question and answer
Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Freud once said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Does that
Freud once said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Does that mean the rest of the time he was smoking a penis?
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What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination?
What’s the difference between a bad and a filthy Rumination? Fuck me if I know!
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When making an erotic cake, is there a recipe for cum icing, or
When making an erotic cake, is there a recipe for cum icing, or does the baker just play around with it until it cums out okay?
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Which came first: underwear or the skidmark
Which came first: underwear or the skidmark?
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Has your grocery list ever seemed Freudian or inappropriate?
Has your grocery list ever seemed Freudian or inappropriate? Mine reads: “relish sausage spread buns.”
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If I were a carpenter and you were my lady, would you then be
If I were a carpenter and you were my lady, would you then be less put off by my “Hey, baby, check out my awesome wood!” comment?
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Have you ever tried to donkey-punch yourself when jerking off?
Have you ever tried to donkey-punch yourself when jerking off? The toughest part is figuring out which sock puppet gets to do the deed.
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I’m trying to select a penis-shaped cake for a friend. Which one
I’m trying to select a penis-shaped cake for a friend. Which one uses real gluten-free organic flour, Cockasaurus or Diggly Wiggler?
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If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy
If cannibal lesbians say they want to eat each other, is it sexy or threatening?
