Format: question and answer

Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Under a buck

    What’s the difference between a beer nut and a deer nut?
    A bowl of beer nuts is about $1.80, but you can always find a deer nut under a buck.

  • Is it still considered a beef?

    If two vegans are having an argument…

    Is it still considered a beef?

  • He had squatter’s rights

    Why didn’t the personal trainer get kicked out of his apartment?

    He had squatter’s rights.

  • A slipper

    What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

    A slipper.

  • Light blue

    What’s blue and weighs very little?

    Light blue.

  • He was gladiator

    What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

    Nothing. He was gladiator.

  • A meth head actor

    What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?

    A meth-head actor.

  • A waist of time

    What do you call a belt made of watches?

    A waist of time.

  • It didn’t have any engineers

    Why couldn’t the engine hear?

    It didn’t have any engineers.

  • Ken came in a different box

    Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
    Because Ken came in a different box.