“What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?”
“I’ll spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.”
Format: question and answer
Question and answer comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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20 minutes looking for a golf ball
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The taste
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?
The taste. -
Just one nail
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with just one nail. -
One less drunk
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk! -
A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them. -
Leprechauns: Always a Little Short on Cash!
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short. -
Backward Splash: The Diver’s Clever Dive!
Why do scuba divers fall backward into the water?
Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
