Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I was so excited to finally earn my mile-high club card, until it dawned on me that I’d

I was so excited to finally earn my mile-high club card, until it dawned on me that I’d booked my flight on Virgin Airlines. Dammit!
Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners.

Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners. Something I’ll miss from my younger days: appropriate boners.
I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis.

I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis. On second thought, maybe that was a lady.
I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass

I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of her as half naked.
A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to

A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to recommend a urologist or a landscaper.
Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate.

Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate. On the flip side, Mt. Olympus has the highest child immortality rate.
Oops.

Oops. I misunderstood and joined a Jim. Awkward.
I brought a toilet plunger as my weapon of choice to this gang fight, because shit be

I brought a toilet plunger as my weapon of choice to this gang fight, because shit be going DOWN. /@B0nrMunky
My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her? Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”
I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid.

I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid. I dislike you because you think you’re smarter than me, despite copious evidence to the contrary.