I once saw a beaver on the side of the road and was disappointed because he was just sitting there, seemingly doing nothing. Then I realized he was probably just watching for the cops while the other beavers were busy stripping a stolen Camaro for parts.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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No world wars.
No world wars. No depressions. The worst thing my generation has suffered is coming of age when Detroit was making really shitty cars.
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I think the strongest argument in favor of intelligent design is that every time you
I think the strongest argument in favor of intelligent design is that every time you poop, it comes out looking like poop, never something random like a flower or a hedgehog.
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You know you’re getting old when, each time you order wine at a restaurant, you find
You know you’re getting old when, each time you order wine at a restaurant, you find yourself sounding more and more like Thurston Howell III.
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As a Type B personality, sometimes I wonder why *we* can’t be named Type A.
As a Type B personality, sometimes I wonder why *we* can’t be named Type A. Then again, I guess it isn’t worth getting stressed about.
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“Wheel of Fortune” Ancient Egypt Week: “Is there anything that looks like two birds
“Wheel of Fortune” Ancient Egypt Week: “Is there anything that looks like two birds trying to kill a snake, Pat?”
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The difference between a cat and a dog: One acts like he can’t possibly live without
The difference between a cat and a dog: One acts like he can’t possibly live without you; the other acts like he would be willing to give it a shot.
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Something must be fu#$ed up with my Life Alert notifications.
Something must be fu#$ed up with my Life Alert notifications. I keep getting messages from Keith Richards saying he’s out of Jack Daniel’s.
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I’m not much for Disney on Ice, but if they ever make a Disney on Fire, I’m so there.
I’m not much for Disney on Ice, but if they ever make a Disney on Fire, I’m so there.
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Puppy playdate?
Puppy playdate? At our place? Great idea! Why, just the other day, I was remarking to the wife that we dont have nearly enough dogs pooping in our backyard.
