Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Hit the Roof

    I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.

    She hit the roof!

  • Poop With the Door Open

    I told my wife that we’ve been together long enough now, we can poop with the door open…

    …She told me I shouldn’t be pooping in the car in the first place!

  • Fascinate

    A teacher asks little Johnny to say a sentence using the word “fascinate.”

    Little Johnny: “My sister’s boobs are so big that when she puts on her shirt with ten buttons, she can only fasten eight.”

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  • Imagine Asian

    I used to think I had a Japanese friend.

    But it was just my imagine Asian.

  • Children’s Zoo

    Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.

    Last night they escaped and came back home.

  • Open Mike Night

    I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!

    It’s “Open Mike Night”!

  • Pretty Good Footage

    My cellphone accidentally took a 10-minute video of my shoes yesterday…

    It was some pretty good footage.

  • Goldilocks Was Lazy

    If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember…

    Goldilocks decided to take a nap in the middle of a burglary…

  • Same Middle Name

    What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?

    Same middle name.