A bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time travelers here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Format: short form
Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Not Enough Sand for Legal Troubles
What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Stairs: Always Up to Something!
I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
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Decoding DNA: National Dyslexic’s Association Explained
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
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No Canaries in Canary or Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on Canary Island. The same thing is true about the Virgin Islands.
There are no canaries there, either.
