Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
1. It’s really important to find a woman that you love and who loves you the same.
2. It’s really important to find a woman that sexually excites you and that she feels the same about you.
3. It’s really important to find a woman who will care for you and that you will care for her, in sickness and in health.
4. It’s absolutely fucking vital that these three women do not know each other.
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
The Times are rough.
An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease.
To all my Spanish-speaking friends out there, I just want to say “mucho”…
…because I know it means a lot to you.
It turns out law school is a lot like elementary school. They assign you a locker, you meet new friends, and pulling the cute redhead’s pigtails still isn’t as good an idea as you think it is.
I don’t know about trees, but when I was alone in the forest and I fell down, I made a lot of loud swearing sounds.
I’ve always been different from most people. For instance, I bleed at the sight of someone passing out.
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can’t wait to see how much younger she looks!
