The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.
I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.
Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
It’d be a Ford Oar two-door.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”