Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Paraplegic Strip Club

    The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.

    The place was crawling with pussy.

  • Why Was 10 Scared

    Why was 10 scared?

    He was right in the middle of 9/11.

  • Why Was Six Afraid of Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was black.

  • Good News and Bad News

    Hey. Good news and bad news.

    The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.

    The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.

  • Explaining AI

    My daughter asked me to explain AI to her.

    I said, “You know how Dad gives wrong answers confidently? It’s like that but faster.”

  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Parking fine

    A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
    It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.

  • A Ford Oar two-door

    Ford should make a coupe and call it the Oar.
    It’d be a Ford Oar two-door.

  • Those are just contractions

    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
    “Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”