Format: short form

Short form comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Waldo: Worth It or Just a Rip-Off?

    I think I got ripped off.
    I just paid $15 for the “Where’s Waldo” audio book.

  • Party at the neighbor’s place

    A guy moves to the middle of nowhere in Alaska — no towns, no roads, just snow and existential dread.

    About a week later, there’s a knock at the door. He opens it to find a man standing there like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

    “Hey,” the man says. “I’m your neighbor — I live about fifteen miles away. I’m throwing a party tonight and wanted to invite you.”

    The new guy brightens up. “A party? Out here?”

    “Yep,” says the neighbor. “There’ll be drinking and fighting…”

    “Wow,” the new guy says. “Sounds fun.”

    “…and then sex, there will be loads of sex.” the neighbor adds.

    The new guy freezes. “Uh — okay. How many people are coming?”

    The neighbor smiles. “It’ll just be you and me.”

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  • Temperature Check: Taste vs. Tradition!

    What’s the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?
    The taste.

  • Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!

    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because they can’t open Windows in space.

  • Half a Worm: The Ultimate Disappointment!

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Finding half a worm.

  • Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Delight!

    What’s leather and sounds like a sneeze?
    A shoe.

  • Making Every Second Count in Toyland!

    I just got a job making toy Dracula dolls.
    There’s only 1 other employee, so I have to make every second count.

  • Somebody’s gonna get some tonight!

    A woman had a male parrot for a pet, but he always embarrassed her whenever she brought a man home. As soon as she walked in with someone, the parrot would squawk, “Somebody’s gonna get some tonight! Somebody’s gonna get some tonight!”

    Finally, in desperation, the woman went to her local pet shop and asked the owner for advice.

    “You need a female parrot to keep him company,” said the proprietor. “I can order one for you. In the meantime, you can borrow this female owl until she arrives.”

    The woman took the owl home and placed it near her parrot. The parrot just stared at the owl in silence.

    That night, she brought a gentleman friend back to her apartment. As soon as they walked in, the parrot screeched, “Somebody’s gonna get some tonight! Somebody’s gonna get some tonight!”

    The owl blinked and asked, “Who? Who?”

    And the parrot shouted, “Not you, you big-eyed bitch!”

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  • My wife has been having an affair with the mailman.

    A couple of guys are at a bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”

    “What?” says his buddy. “That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?”

    “That’s right,” says the first guy.

    “Jesus,” says his buddy. “Why would Bob the mailman want to fuck that?”

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