Thanks to my dog’s coprophagia, today I encountered the most foul, vile substance ever known: dog-poop vomit. As disgusting as it was to clean up, there’s a bright side: I’m a shoe-in to get filthy Rumination of the day!
Format: social media post
Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last
I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last two letters of your last name to uncover your “Alec Baldwin name.” No matter what you enter, the translation results in “FUCK YOU, *THAT’S* MY NAME.”
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Finishing up my letter to the Penthouse Forum. Which has a
Finishing up my letter to the Penthouse Forum. Which has a better ring, “puss-stache” or “veard?”
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FUN FACT: Guys named Kevin who owe me twenty bucks can’t achieve
FUN FACT: Guys named Kevin who owe me twenty bucks can’t achieve erections unless the girl farts in their stupid fugly face. RIGHT, KEVIN?
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Having my 4/20 party on 5/5, because fuck the man and his
Having my 4/20 party on 5/5, because fuck the man and his “calendars.” Also, who’s coming to my barbecue on 7/4?
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(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine
(b0nrmunky) These full frontal Kim Kardashian Paper Magazine pictures are just worrying me that we’re gonna see Justin Bieber’s dick next.
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On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows
On the unrated DVD of “Home Alone,” Macaulay Culkin’s mom blows John Candy and his polka buddies in exchange for a ride to Chicago.
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I SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA IN A BETTER PLACE THAN YOU SLURPED OUT
I SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA IN A BETTER PLACE THAN YOU SLURPED OUT OF A VAGINA! – patriotic people
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Fun Fact: Not one single woman in the history of women has ever
Fun Fact: Not one single woman in the history of women has ever fucked a guy after he walked up to her and asked, “Why aren’t you smiling?”
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I haven’t found a Facebook post yet where “Sorry your kid is
I haven’t found a Facebook post yet where “Sorry your kid is such a pussy” is an acceptable comment, but I’ll keep trying.
