Just another Sunday night at my house: Working through a sixer of St. Pauli Girl and rubbing a few out to the logo.
Format: social media post
Social media post comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My guy says he likes me because I’m “funny with an air of
My guy says he likes me because I’m “funny with an air of mystery” about me. I’m pretty
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So, exactly who do I have to sleep with to get a Filthy
So, exactly who do I have to sleep with to get a Filthy Rumination published, anyway? I hope it’s Jilly G.
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In honor of my favorite baseball player capturing both a World
In honor of my favorite baseball player capturing both a World Series title and Rookie of the Year Honors, I’m going to change my porn name to “Buster Pussy.”
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I just know there’s some guy at Google’s safe search department
I just know there’s some guy at Google’s safe search department whose job it is to develop software that recognizes, tags and isolates images of nipples. FML.
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My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent
My boyfriend thought it was really hot when I got high and sent him pics of my vajajay.
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(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my
(Daina Schatz / @dsschatz) My wife promised me a hummer for my birthday, so I was very disappointed to find a $50,000 SUV in my driveway.
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All this romantic talk about the royal wedding has made me
All this romantic talk about the royal wedding has made me realize something about my amazing boyfriend: It’s been WEEKS since he’s asked me to put anything in his ass.
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Screw Folgers. The best part of waking up is a screaming
Screw Folgers. The best part of waking up is a screaming self-induced orgasm while fantasizing about the lesbian scene from “Black Swan.” Damn, that was hot.
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penis. Half of you reading this probably know how it got there,
penis. Half of you reading this probably know how it got there, and the other half have obviously never been drinking with Jilly G.
