John @JFD1960
I just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens. That’s 2 years of training I’ll never get back
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Text comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Banging This Hot Chick on Her Kitchen Table – Quick Try the Backdoor
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Y’all Niggas Be Unemployed Getting Girls Pregnant – How Ur Sperm Work But U Don’t
Raphael De La Ghetto @JayCuervo
y’all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don’t?
surfiver86: The sprem is white
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
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My Wife Asked Me if I Wish She Had Been Born With Big Tits
r/Jokes u/vyrago
my wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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Poor Nabib Has to Travel 6 Miles Every Day for Fresh Water – For a Month We Can Send You the DVD
Poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles every day for fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat.
For just a month we can send you the DVD. It’s fucking hilarious.
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Why Am I Black and You’re White? Lucky You Don’t Bark
A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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Killing Black People Is Like Saying the N-Word
Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
