Lego fleshlight. And you thought stepping on them hurt…
Joke Type: absurdist
Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Titanic Passenger Hitting Propeller
No 0001 TITANIC
Suspicious Duck
PASSENGER HITTING PROPELLER
Contents: One (1) poor soul
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Stars in my eyes
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
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Chainsaw Fart Scratches the Itch
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
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Tagging Whales
Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better
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