Joke Type: adult humor

He talks to the madame and says, “I only have $10 to my name. Is there anyone who will fuck me?”

The madame talks with some of the girls and heads to the back room. She comes back a while later.

She tells him only one prostitute will sleep with him: Sandpaper Sally. She’s at the end of the hall.

Nervously, he walks down the hall and enters the room. A woman who isn’t the worst-looking greets him. After warming him up a bit, she begins to fuck him. Her name held true. The man was so uncomfortable while fucking that he had to stop.

He said, “I can’t do this. It’s too painful.”

Sally says, “Hang on, I’ll be right back.” She leaves for the bathroom.

The man is trying to recover. Sally comes back a little while later, and they go at it again. This time it was AMAZING. It was wet and soft. He came, and it was one of the best orgasms he has ever had.

Astonished, he looks at Sandpaper Sally and asks, “What did you do in the bathroom?”

She gives a small smile and says, “I picked off all of the scabs.”