People ask why Michael Jackson wasn’t reviled like Bill Cosby now is, but it’s not a fair comparison. Michael Jackson COULD MOONWALK.
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic
Peanut allergies can cause rash, shortness of breath, toxic shock and me calling your kid a fucking pussy.
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Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves
Bill Cosby must feel good knowing the people who released doves outside Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial might still love him.
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These funeral ushers are not fucking around with the one free
These funeral ushers are not fucking around with the one free balloon per mourner limit.
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I bet it’s really hard to get a great parking space at the
I bet it’s really hard to get a great parking space at the Special Olympics.
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My Uncle Larry once told me that you knew you had a good strong
My Uncle Larry once told me that you knew you had a good strong penis if you could lift weights with it. At least, that’s how I explained the whole bowling ball/SuperGlue incident to the ER staff.
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“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake
“Come On Eileen” is probably my favorite 80’s pop song about bukake.
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Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and
Is “gangbang” one word or two? I’m writing a letter to try and get out of jury duty and I don’t wanna sound stupid.
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You saw 9/11 coming? I gave 9/11 the handjob, and you weren’t
You saw 9/11 coming? I gave 9/11 the handjob, and you weren’t even in the room!
