Dark Humor Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Three men on death row

There were three men on death row: a German, an Italian, and an Irishman.

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The warden gave them a choice of how they wanted to die:

• Be shot
• Be hanged
• Be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow, painful death

The German stepped up first.
“Shoot me right in the head.”

Boom. Instant.

The Italian went next.
“Just hang me.”

Snap. Done.

Then it was the Irishman’s turn.

“I’ll take some of that AIDS stuff.”

They gave him the injection.

He collapsed on the floor… laughing.

The guards looked at each other. What was wrong with this guy?

Through tears of laughter he said, “Give me another one of those shots!”

They shrugged and gave him another.

Now he’s howling, doubled over, can barely breathe from laughing.

Finally, the warden snapped, “What is wrong with you?!”

The Irishman wheezed, “You idiots… I’m wearing a condom!”

If I ever blow up a building, I’m going to wire the bomb so that it goes off with 10 seconds still showing on the timer.

Won’t that guy with the wire cutters be surprised!

I prefer dead baby jokes, they just never get old.

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