Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
Joke Type: dark humor
Dark humor jokes, grim punchlines, and comedy from the questionable end of the emotional buffet from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Chloroform Puts the Sensual Back Into Non-Consensual
Chloroform
puts the sensual back into
non-consensual
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Teeth Marks
How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?
The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Are You Trying to Tell Me This Guy Couldn’t Breath??
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THIS GUY COULDN’T BREATH??
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Even a Small Gift Could Mean So Much
Even a small gift could mean so much to someone today.
Hear that little buddy?
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Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window
Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?
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Masturbating Twice a Week Increases Life Expectancy by 20%
Masturbating twice a week increases life expectancy by 20%
Me in 3263:
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February Used to Have 31 Days
February used to have 31 days and then 3 of them got stolen. That’s when it was named Black History Month.
