Joke Type: double entendre

Double entendre jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • 60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    60 Minutes Massage Includes Head –

    massage

    60 minutes massage includes head,

  • Great on the Piano, Sucks on the Organ

    Great on the Piano, Sucks on the Organ

    Great on the piano

    Sucks on the organ

  • Every Fisherman’s Dream

    Every Fisherman’s Dream

    EVERY FISHERMAN’S DREAM.

    A GIRL THAT EVEN SMILES AT SMALL ONES.

  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?

    Because you don’t turn your back on family.

  • The Hinge and the Lawn Mower

    A woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

    She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, “Excuse me, lady, do you wanna screw for that hinge?”

    She says, “No, but I’ll blow you for that lawn mower.”

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  • Fuck Him, Give Him Five Dollars

    A mailman was delivering mail on Christmas Eve when a beautiful middle-aged woman stopped him and said, “Can you come inside the house real quick?”

    The mailman was intrigued and followed her inside.

    She took him to the bedroom, started taking her clothes off, and they had sex.

    After it was over, he got dressed to leave, and she handed him a five-dollar bill.

    The mailman, confused, asked, “What was all this for?”

    She said, “My husband and I were discussing Christmas gifts, and I asked him if we should give anything to the mailman.”

    “He said, ‘Ahh, fuck him, give him five dollars.’”

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  • All the digging

    What’s the worst thing about having sex in a cemetery?

    All the digging.

  • Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball

    What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?

    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.

  • Fixing the boat

    Plugging the hole in the row boat with my penis wasn’t a bad idea, but forgetting to take out my piercing barbell *was* — although the bass didn’t seem to think so.