Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • 7 Antibiotics

    7 Antibiotics

    I gave you everything

    I know. I’m on 7 antibiotics

  • Jehovah Witness Working From Home

    Jehovah Witness Working From Home

    IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”

    DON’T OPEN IT

    IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME

  • Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

  • Republican Replacement Obamacare

    Republican Replacement Obamacare

    Say what you will about Donald Trump, but injecting bleach and shining sunlight up our butts is the most detailed Republican replacement for Obamacare I’ve heard so far.

  • Kissed In Sleep Prison

    Kissed In Sleep Prison

    being kissed in your sleep is.. like.. the purest form of love

    Unless you are home alone

    Or in prison.

  • Sperm Bank Towel

    Sperm Bank Towel

    The moment you realize a sperm bank pays a shot……

    …and you have a towel worth $1800 at home

  • Carrying The Family

    Carrying The Family

    my back after carrying all the looks, talent, and humour in the family

  • Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    *lays in bed for some 20 odd years*

    *Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*

    Grandpa Joe:

  • Monster In Bed Not Specific

    Monster In Bed Not Specific

    When you said you were a monster in bed, but didn’t get specific

  • Britain Colonised The Universe

    Britain Colonised The Universe

    When you realise everyone in the Marvel Universe speaks English, which means that Britain must’ve colonised the entire universe

    *Laughs in British*