Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Butt Finger Blast

    Butt Finger Blast

    I think…I think I’ll just pass on ice cream today

    BUBBLE GUM

    BUTT.FINGER BLAST

  • Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet Seat Scale

    Toilet seat scale shows you how much weight is lost after taking a dump

    INVEST

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Subway 6 Inches

    Subway 6 Inches

    Never date a chick that works at subway

    She knows what 6 inches really looks like

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Black Highlighters CIA

    Black Highlighters CIA

    CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today

  • He Already Has A Warrant

    He Already Has A Warrant

    OH LOOK… HE ALREADY HAS A WARRANT

  • Ted Nugent Front Row

    Ted Nugent Front Row

    WHATS 80 FEET LONG AND HAS 12 TEETH?

    THE FRONT ROW OF A TED NUGENT CONCERT.

  • Pink Smoke Girl

    Pink Smoke Girl

    If The Smoke Is Pink, It’s Girl. If It’s Blue, It’s A Boy

    The Smoke:

    GIRL