Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
I said, “Yeah, it’s pump number 5.” -
The difference was staggering
I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering. -
Common Sense: The Deodorant of Wisdom
Common sense is like deodorant… the people who need it most never use it.
