I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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It was OK
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Pump number 5
I got robbed today and called the police.
The cop asked if I had a description of the assailant.
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The difference was staggering
I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering. -
Common Sense: The Deodorant of Wisdom
Common sense is like deodorant… the people who need it most never use it.
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Check for Alive: Doctor’s Brainy Defense
In the courtroom, the defense lawyer is examining the witness.
“Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
“No.”
“Did you check for blood pressure?”
“No.”
“Did you check for breathing?”
“No.”
“So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
“No.”
“How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
“Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
“But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
“Yes, it is possible he could have been alive… and even practicing law somewhere.”
