What if farts smelled like perfume and farting on someone was a way to show affection and– hey, where’re you going? Don’t you want your artisan sandwich?
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take
Hiking is great. It’s is the only healthy activity you can take a shit in the middle of doing.
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Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat”
Girls say they want a funny guy, but leave off “who’s not fat” — like I say I want a nice girl but leave off “who’s hot, rich and into butt stuff.”
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Thinking about losing weight, but I’m scared to discover what my
Thinking about losing weight, but I’m scared to discover what my penis looks like. What if it’s hideous?
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My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With
My main problem with the “Star Trek” episode “The Trouble With Tribbles” is the complete lack of attention to tribble shit, which would have to be one of the top concerns.
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I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they
I don’t understand couples who like to watch porn while they fuck. That’s like making Little League baseball players watch the World Series of Fucking during every game.
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“Oh, that’s good, yeah. You like that, don’t you, you dirty
“Oh, that’s good, yeah. You like that, don’t you, you dirty bitch?” – Bob the Dog Groomer, at least once a fucking day
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Sometimes I think my wife finds excuses to barge into the
Sometimes I think my wife finds excuses to barge into the bathroom in the morning just to see if she can catch me jerking off in the shower. That suspicious little minx!
