While flipping through the TV channels, I found the “Thriller” video in the middle of the zombie dance. My youngest son said, “I bet that’s what Michael looks like now.”
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but I’m pretty sure the people who named it Dick’s knew what the word dick means.
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If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s
If you’re casually walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog won.
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I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that
I bet the reason the folks settled on the name “Tinder” was that all the copyright attorneys got their panties twisted when they tried to use “Twatter.”
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Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing
Dogs need more clothes. Everybody knows dogs love wearing clothes. Buy more fucking clothes for your dog.
