When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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White People Just Better at It
RACISM EXISTS AMONG ALL RACES IN THE WORLD…
WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST BETTER AT IT, LIKE MOST THINGS.
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Help the Children, Get Roasted
When you try to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead
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Poland Reporter Going Viral
MEME ZAR WARSZAWA
Poland reporter is going viral for her looks 👀
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor
“Welcome to channel threeHeeeee”
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Uncle Bob’s Little Secret
Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town
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Who’s the Bald Woman?
Her: I didn’t find any hair in your car
Me: Okay .. so?
Her: Soo who’s the bald woman?
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Tagging Whales
Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better
SMASH
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Running Government Like Death Row Records
Trump got 34 felonies, 3 baby mommas, been shot, and kidnapped a sitting President. He running our government like Death Row Records from the 90’s.
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Only White Men Can Handle This
sorry black boys, only white men can handle this
On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs we won’t even do maybe the Asians can take this one
On behalf of the Asian culture, we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we’re gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don’t eat pork
