Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
Two older gentlemen are chatting after dinner while their wives are in the kitchen.
“We had a lovely meal at that new restaurant in town the other night,” said one to the other.
“That’s nice,” said his friend. “What was the name of the restaurant?”
“Oh, what’s the name of the lovely scented flower that grows on a thorny plant?”
“Rose?” replied the friend.
“That’s it.” Then, turning toward the kitchen, the gentleman called out, “Rose, what was the name of the restaurant the other night?”
When your asshole itches but you rip a chainsaw fart that scratches it on the way out
RACISM EXISTS AMONG ALL RACES IN THE WORLD…
WHITE PEOPLE ARE JUST BETTER AT IT, LIKE MOST THINGS.
When you try to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead
MEME ZAR WARSZAWA
Poland reporter is going viral for her looks 👀
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor
“Welcome to channel threeHeeeee”
Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town
Her: I didn’t find any hair in your car
Me: Okay .. so?
Her: Soo who’s the bald woman?
Marine biologists are now tagging whales, in the hope to understand their movements better
SMASH
Trump got 34 felonies, 3 baby mommas, been shot, and kidnapped a sitting President. He running our government like Death Row Records from the 90’s.
