’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring due to the carbon monoxide being given off by the defective space heater.
Joke Type: observational
Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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When It Comes to Their Pessimism
When it comes to their pessimism, every pessimist is an optimist.
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World Kindness Day and International Day for Tolerance
November 13th is World Kindness Day. November 16th is International Day for Tolerance. Trust me, you do NOT want to confuse them.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
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I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama
I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
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I Asked My Scottish Friend How Many Sexual Partners He’s Had
I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had.
He started counting but soon fell asleep.
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Laughing at Corona Memes
Laughing at corona memes like
February
March 1
Last week
This morning
A little later this morning
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Reading Cereal Boxes
When I was a kid, there were no phones or tablets. We read cereal boxes at breakfast
