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Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Your Essay Must Start With an Attention Grabber – Barbecue Sauce on My Titties
teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber
me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
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Beating My Meat at 3AM – My Apple Watch: Why Are You Running?
Me: *beating my meat at 3am*
My Apple Watch:
Why are you running?
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It’s Really Muggy Out – I’m Leaving You – Sips Coffee From Bowl
Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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I Struck Down a Jedi – Yes Use Your Hate
Gringo Brulee @GringoBrulee
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate
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Everyone Thinks They’re Pam or Jim But We’re All Stanley
At work everyone thinks they’re Pam or Jim but in reality we’re all Stanley
I don’t care. I’m learning nothing. I’m on break. I’m going to die. Do not care. Good news. We get to go home? I’m done. Goodbye.
