Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
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When U Finally Find a GF but U Forget U Don’t Have to Blow Her Up
When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Bitch Really Think She Stronger Than Me
The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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I Thought Pineapple Was Supposed to Make Your Cum Taste Better
I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
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Stimulus Checks Are Being Spent on Dildos, Tigers, Guns and Stripper Poles
NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
