Don’t fall for this trap! I expected a good time but only got a shitty buffet instead
golden o’ral
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Me: Trying the Ol’ Yawn/Reach Around the Shoulder Trick – Other Guy at Urinal: Hey
andrew @AndrewChamings
me: *trying the ol’ yawn/reach-around-the-shoulder trick*
other guy at urinal: hey
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Always Remember Someone Somewhere Is Having a Worse Day Than You
Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
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When U Finally Find a GF but U Forget U Don’t Have to Blow Her Up
When u finally find a gf but u forget u dont have to blow her up.
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When You Push So Hard on the Toilet That You Teleport
When you push so hard on the toilet that you teleport
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Bitch Really Think She Stronger Than Me
The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
