When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table.
Joke Type: relatable
Relatable jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Escorted Out of the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet
Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.
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The Passive Aggression of the Christ
The Passive Aggression of the Christ
NO, IT’S FINE, I’LL CARRY IT…
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Not Even a Global Pandemic Wants You
When you haven’t caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you.
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I Got In Touch With My Inner Self Today
I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY
THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’LL BUY 1 PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE
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Can You Guys Peel the Cucumbers, Please?
French Fries
Greek Salad
Request: Can you guys peel the cucumbers, please? If not, no big deal, but my girlfriend acts like a fucking bitch about unpeeled cucumbers like it’s my fault.XL 18″ Cheese Pizza
