Me: *beating my meat at 3am*
My Apple Watch:
Why are you running?
Joke Type: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Tonight’s Main Story: My Outfit Looks Like Balls and a Cock Peeing – More at 11
“Tonight’s main story: my outfit looks like balls and a cock, peeing. More at 11”
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If Size Doesn’t Matter Why Are There No 3 Inch Dildos
If size doesn’t matter why are there no 3 inch dildos
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Banging This Hot Chick on Her Kitchen Table – Quick Try the Backdoor
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open
She said “it’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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When She Ain’t Got No Hair to Pull So You Gotta Improvise
When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
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Rubbed One Out for Them, Now No One Goes to Heaven
They think that women YouTubers can’t go to heaven because men masturbate over them. This is crazy.
Rubbed one out for them, now no one goes to heaven.
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When You Give Her the First Inch – We’re Halfway There
When you give her the first inch
Woah, we’re halfway there
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
