EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
DONALD THATS NOT WHAT “FUCK TRUMP” MEANS
Joke Type: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Sit Somewhere Else on the Bus
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she:
A) has intimacy issues
B) is frigid
C) needs to sit somewhere else on the bus
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Saving Up All Week for Our Date
Guy: I’m really excited about our date tonight, I’ve been saving up all week for it
Girl: That’s so sweet of you but I really don’t mind splitting the check
Guy: I’m not talking about money
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No Wonder People Are Afraid of Clowns
just-shower-thoughts
The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
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Vampire Came By for a Little Sucky Sucky
Omar Ibrahim 12 hrs ·
Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky
Vampire: don’t say it like that
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Prostate Exam My Name Is Steve
DURING THIS PROSTATE EXAM, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GET AN ERECTION, DAVE
MY NAME IS STEVE
YEAH I KNOW…
MY NAME IS DAVE
SLIPSHOD SQUIGGLES
