Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
r/morbidquestions u/thatcatinthecorner 14h
Could you vape semen?
If it was watered down to the approximate thickness of fluid, could you vape semen?
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BEST COMMENTS
DrDank7 12h
Great now you’re making vaping even more gay
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1simis 9h
It’s a double negative though so it cancels out
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What_R_YOU_Doin_Here 6h
I don’t think that’s how this works. If you are giving a bj and taking it in the ass at the same time, does that make you straight?
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WillBeamon 6h
Obviously
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What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago. She looked at me and said, “Turn the light off and stick it in my butt”. I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
Philip: Gay men make me puke
Rubberbandits: Don’t deep throat so far then.
Why use Google, when Jesus has all the answers.? 🙂
Not gonna ask Jesus where to find midget porn
