IT’S AMAZING what you can do with two fingers and a thumb…
Joke Type: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Is It Wrong to Have Sex With a Horse? NEIGH
IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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2 Minutes of the Neatest Wienering She’s Ever Received
When you’re giving her 2 minutes of the neatest wienering she’s ever received
@pacificfintess
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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Wife Gave Birth – How Soon Can We Have Sex? I’m Off Duty in Ten Minutes
My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”
He winked at me and said, “I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park.”
